how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I'm having to shit out rocks
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