Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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