it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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