The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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