i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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