singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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