The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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