I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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