And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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