I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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