found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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