Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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