Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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