But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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