I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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