try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
