I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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