FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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