Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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