so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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