Porn is love you can see.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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