I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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