The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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