hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
