So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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