Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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