If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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