wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
is that a dick in a sweater?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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