I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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