Porn is love you can see.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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