we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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