he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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