and she was petting her beer can
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
My legs feel like baby dolphins
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I would ride that face into the sunset
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
