i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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