I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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