She's JV to your varsity
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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