I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Randomize
