and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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