dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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