Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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