What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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