the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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