Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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