Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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