so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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