i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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