I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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