I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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