Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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