awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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