she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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